Death of his wife is so frustrating to get up on her husband's ~
Husband: Get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said.
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep.
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How did you call me! ! !
eat
on his wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean,
nike air max 90, how can you than you hold anything against me? !
divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I have to take.
Husband: What about my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah,
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husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!
on chores, her husband: We divide the job into home.
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers, electric irons ... ...
Husband: This ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take the newspaper milk ... ...
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...
wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.
on water
wife: her husband, I want to drink!
Husband: I'll keep on doing.
Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.
on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, must be led at home.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng,
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wife on the bed: we cover the double was it.
Husband: Do not! That the next morning to all wrapped on you. I did cover none. Or build your own bar, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!
on the center
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.
wife on the phone
: Why do not you call me? !
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I said, can I changed my mind. Ai-ling said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, my heart said,
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wife on the opposite sex: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me.
Husband: OK, I have a girlfriend.
Wife: No!
Husband: Why Yes I know I not.
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do the others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I am acting by a small, jealous quarrel with you,
Incisive., is not conducive to family stability.
husband: I have acting by little.
wife: a man, and woman as acting by a small,
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to take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! 100 kilos you do, I will get something better than what you get heavier.
wife on a walk: walk to a piece of the road we have it.
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.
Wife: Well, you carry me back.
wife on the affair: now the old television speech affair, you say,
Small brush life, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to be the second!
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