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[植物花卉]本人床上泡妞全过程[50P] [复制链接]

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只看楼主 倒序阅读 使用道具 楼主  发表于: 2009-08-31 23:34:06

本人床上泡妞全过程^--^我原来是个优秀的学生,就是做错了一件事,改变我的一生。那时是无聊就在床上上网泡妞……



后来我泡到一个MM,她说她是个车模!



我好高兴!真想马上见到她!



她说她公司这几天有个车展,要等几天



在她不在的几天里,我继续泡着别的MM,连吃饭都在床上搞定了!



有一天,我正在床上泡妞,那个车模美女找到了我,说要见我……



还给我发了封情书,呵呵,真浪漫呀!



我们约好了去她家见面!



于是,我开着我的明车去了……



真倒霉,中途还除了车祸!倒霉的事还在后面…



刚到她家,就被她家狗狗咬了一口!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/11.jpg[/img]

她急忙跑过来救了我,呵呵,我还看到她的…真是因祸得福呀!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/12.jpg[/img]

于是我们恋爱了

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/13.jpg[/img]

我们经常去郊外划船

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/14.jpg[/img]

去烧烤,还遇到了她的妈妈!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/15.jpg[/img]

于是我们3个人就一起吃了一顿

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/16.jpg[/img]

我们还经常去海边玩,我们的朋友老是玩些恶搞的事

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/17.jpg[/img]

我们用相机把那快乐的瞬间保留了下来

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/18.jpg[/img]

有一次游泳遇到了鲨鱼,差点没丢了小命。多亏我游得快呀!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/19.jpg[/img]

朋友还是玩着恶搞的事,还给我做了个胸罩

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/20.jpg[/img]

还把我的女朋友也藏了起来!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/21.jpg[/img]

晚上我们一起去跳舞

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/22.jpg[/img]

还穿了我们新买的情侣装

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/23.jpg[/img]

有一天,很突然,她非要逼着我和他结婚!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/24.jpg[/img]

我没有钱结婚,真想去抢劫了!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/25.jpg[/img]

没办法,结婚那天我就这样去接的她

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/26.jpg[/img]

不过她还是很高兴!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/27.jpg[/img]

可是我却腿软了,真不想结婚,就要告别我快乐的单身生活了!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/28.jpg[/img]

婚礼上还有MM诱惑我……告别了我快乐的单身生活

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/29.jpg[/img]

可她却得意的忘了形

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/30.jpg[/img]

~我的朋友也祝福了我们

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/31.jpg[/img]

还去狂闹了洞房

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/32.jpg[/img]

她也很激动,看来痛苦的只有我一个人了

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/33.jpg[/img]

有一天,我在街上偷看MM,叫她看见了

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/34.jpg[/img]

她就打我……

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/35.jpg[/img]

还把我绑在树上,还好,我被朋友救了。

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/36.jpg[/img]

我也真想把她也绑在树上,唉,算了,谁叫我们是男人呢,就让着她们吧。

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/37.jpg[/img]

每天我都下厨做好多好吃的

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/38.jpg[/img]

家务也是我来做,她从来不做…

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/39.jpg[/img]

还叫我给她擦鞋!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/40.jpg[/img]

她每天就知道照镜子,臭美!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/41.jpg[/img]

那天,她告诉我她怀孕了,我好高兴。

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/42.jpg[/img]

我们生了一个可爱的宝宝。就是不听话!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/43.jpg[/img]

因为,她从小就没有教育好宝宝,还教些坏的行为

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/44.jpg[/img]

看看有这么洗手的吗!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/45.jpg[/img]

还乱吃东西…

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/46.jpg[/img]

也要学上网泡妞了!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/47.jpg[/img]

我气的每天都喝醉

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/48.jpg[/img]

在痛苦中生活着

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/49.jpg[/img]

有一天,我终于想明白了,找警 察把她抓走了。朋友们你们可不要象我一样在“床上泡妞”呀,要不后悔都来不及了!

[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/50.jpg[/img]

最后祝回贴的都能娶到好老婆~
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小雨霏霏 电魂 +4 闪电联盟因你而精彩! 2009-08-31
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只看该作者 沙发  发表于: 2009-08-31 23:51:26
还真的有意思啊